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14 inch tall nightmare. Press her foot & within 5 mins, everyone in the house over the age of 5 WILL want to either rip their own ears off or kill it. Unfortunately my daughter loved it & played with the bloody thing all the time. Until one day, when my daughter came home from nursery & we found a note saying she had run away to London to audition for the XFactor. She made it right up to the 'sing for your seat' round before losing out in a rather controversial sing-off with Honey B after Simon Cowell described her as "what you would get if you were to mix the crap members from all the modern day girl groups into one. But without the pretty faces & hot bodies". The next few years were spent spiralling out of control. She dated a mid-tier premier league footballer for a while, did a couple of crap pantos & had a very short stint on CBB before getting chucked off for lewd behaviour in the hot tub with John McCririck. After hearing vintage toys were making a come-back, she booked herself into rehab, beat her addiction to Pro Plus, took 3 X AA batteries in one go & has returned to the limelight.
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